Although we would aim to remain neutral, credits go out as follows:

Times Online – humour in the face of defeat

Primesight – sheer boisterous exuberance so late in the day…

Milkround Online – proving that tons of (illegal) practice doesn’t make that much difference

www.primesight.co.uk

We thought we’d better send out a scout to compile a quick team report to assess each entrants strengths and weaknesses ahead of the tournament.

First up is Primesight, one of the UK’s leading Outdoor Media Owners…

What’s your team strategy?

Pass it to Mustard

What’s your biggest goal threat (tactical or player)?

The ‘Mustard’

Which team are you most reminiscent of…?

Middlesborough – not great on paper but on our day…can beat anybody

What goal celebrations can we expect to see?

General juvenile shouting

And your Achilles heel?

Twisted Fallopian

Finally, what do you say to other teams with their beady eyes on the Cup?

We’re gonna score one more than you….Primesight!

So we have a contender for Player of the tournament already, the mysterious “Mustard”. He’s hot stuff apparently…