Scout Report: Loot

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Runners up in the Associated Cup last year, Loot are a 5-a-side team with a proven track record.

They did admit however that this achievement taught them that 7 games in an evening is one too many for people with their fitness levels…

There are 3 new players on the squad this year, will that change everything for the better or for the worse?  Here’s what they have to say:

1. What’s your team’s celebratory drink?

Generally anything we can get our hands on.

2. The score’s tied and there are 2 minutes left, what’s your plan?

Our gaffer’s famous 0-0-4 formation should mean a fantastic spectacle of end to end footy.

3. Apart from entering The Media Sales Cup, why does your company rock?

We’ve been the leading classified paper for over 24 years – we know our stuff.

We’re currently recruiting talent so if you believe your sales skills are equal to or surpass those on the field please feel free to get in touch.

4. Describe your fans and how they’ll show their support:

A strange bunch, who, with it being a Friday will support us by downing lashings of Stella and White Lightning, whilst shouting inane ramblings at the players.

5. Player to watch and why?

Last year’s player of the year Mike has retired, so it could be anyone.  With 3 new players we could be unearthing the next Ronaldo, or alternatively the next Ronald McDonald.


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