Scout Report 2010 – Five
New entrants for 2010 but the mighty Five needs no introduction…
I say football, you say…
“Any excuse to leave the office early”
Apart from having a football team, what’s the best thing about working for your company?
“The proximity to strip joints”
Which World Cup team are you most like, and why?
“Cameroon 1990. We regularly get players sent off, we’ve got a number of players who lie about their age and our best player is nearing his 40’s”
Player to watch? (and reason for watching him..?)
“Robinho, or the “Ice Man” because he freezes in front of goal, and he looks like a strange amalgamation of the popular 60’s four piece, The Monkees.”
Do you have a mascot?
“See above”
Where’s your regular home ground (meaning pub, obviously…)
“Roundhouse”
What’s your team’s favourite tipple?
“Blue WKD with Ladyboy chasers.”
Elephants are the only mammals that can’t jump. Tell us a little-known fact about your team or one of your players:
“James Robinson is a RADA trained hand actor, having starred in hits such as Hand that Rocks the Cradle, The Hand that Time Forgot and a musical remake of Cool Hand Luke.”
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